pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.

I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.

by Drewbert January 7, 2007

pangea

when everything in your universe just clicks. when every hunger is satisfied and there is a feeling of unity with all walks of life.

Nirvana, Namaste, love, heaven, bliss, undefinable

When i looked in her eyes i felt pangea wash over me.

The day she was born I felt the whole of pangea come into my life.

by Terra Marine Norma JeanE May 18, 2010

Pink Panter

A teal haired senior at CHS with large baggy pink pants. He often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his shitty Buick and warding off the cops while high. He frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. He used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? In other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.

Pink Panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.

by kfeaaa March 14, 2009

Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

Pander Bear

One who will shamelessly promote themselves, their business, their products, their agenda, etc. on a consistent basis for personal gain. A Pander Bear will often utilize multiple social networks to promote themselves.

All of his updates are about his website-what a Pander Bear!

by Self-confessed Pander Bear June 17, 2009

The Panzer

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.

"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"

by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

Pantera

Pantera is jock rock for the lowest common denominator. Redneck goons and alcoholic wife beaters relish in groovy chug riffs and awkward teens live out their silly revenge fantasies vicariously through a heroine addicts drunken anthems to life in the gutter.

Guy 1: Jim is a diehard Pantera fan
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?

by Robertus September 24, 2009