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The Ernst Pullout

Saying no to sex because of a wholesome reason.
-Did you hear that Alex did The Ernst Pullout?
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...
by Dr Panini August 7, 2018
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santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
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the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌
I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(
by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021
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The Avtokomanda Pullout

A method of "pulling out" invented by a local from Avtokomanda in which it insures a 100% success rate in said act. The method differs from the standard by emptying out your reserves before sex and then while in the act said person would pull out and ejaculate on his Mercedes car seat, ensuring that the woman is not pregnant and giving a new varnish to your leather seats.
I don`t use condoms cause I`m a dumbass so I had to employ the Avtokomanda pullout.
by MilfGuard August 30, 2021
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The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.
She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".
by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021
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