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by Lil barnacles #1 fan February 9, 2023
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PTS Japan

A term used to define an incompetent organization thinking it can do better than its global counterpart, but fails to deliver at every level. Incompetent management looking to pass off their responsibility to people simply not working hard enough, utilize manipulation and bully technic to underpay their workers and degrade their value so they feel too pitiful and depressed to leave until they became one work the train track.
A: why is the train late today?
B: someone from PTS jumped today
A: damn. again?
B: well, it’s PTS Japan. They are shit.
by JarredOliverinHell4838 February 4, 2024
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Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
by Jeetus Christ November 29, 2023
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PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.
"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "
by ntdny October 14, 2018
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pts fuqn

no intimacy stfu turn around bend down straight power drive dat tight pussy
wifey: all night?!
veteran: pts fuqn
wifey: ima pass dafuq out
by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018
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straight pts fuqn

beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked
wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
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Pt

It's pt that she likes me
by Yowzee January 22, 2019
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