When your grandmother puts a ziploc bag around your sphincter and proceeds to squeeze your sides and squeeze your nuts. You release fecal matter in to the bag, and shoot jizz on her face; she quickly closes it and takes it to the neighbors to feed it to their cat Rodriguez.
Frederickson: "What up dude?
Goldleaf: "Not nothin' my MeeMaw just gave a me a Prometheus."
Frederickson: "Fuckin A, you da man."
Goldleaf: "Not nothin' my MeeMaw just gave a me a Prometheus."
Frederickson: "Fuckin A, you da man."
by Kelan Watkins December 4, 2007
Get the prometheus mug.Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.
%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.
The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.
The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.
by Electrollysis June 3, 2011
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Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)
1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.
2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.
3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)
1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.
2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.
3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.
1 Beggar: Money, Sir?
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.
2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.
3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.
2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.
3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.
by Lord Shawn September 25, 2005
Get the The Prometheus Theory mug.An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.
by mehh1246 March 20, 2014
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by AnonymousAnon12321 July 22, 2009
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The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.
The month where you are encourged to watch all the porn you can and invite all your friends over to watch it. And the month where they have all the porn shows and porn festivals ect. they can.
by Judge dreed7 April 25, 2011
Get the Promote porn month mug.A refusal to trust that something, i.e. a film, that looks promising will in any way live up to that promise, and a persistent belief that it will, in fact, totally suck. Based on the sharp discrepancy between the heightened anticipation for Ridley Scott's "Prometheus" based largely on thrilling trailers, and the joyless experience of watching the disjointed, nonsensical & pretentious film.
"I gotta admit that the most recent trailer for "Alien: Covenant" looks kinda cool, but I refuse to get my hopes up and be excited for anything anymore--total "Prometheus Effect".
by meerkat67 March 4, 2017
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