car play

verb (kahr-pley)
The act of having sexual relations in an automobile, usually because neither party is able to "host". CarPlay is frequently the result of a Grindr or similar "hookup app" meetup by either closeted individuals or ones who still live in their mother's basement.
Steve: Sup bro? You looking? Pics?

Ashton: So horngry, let's do this bruh! You hosting?

Steve: Can't host; my GF came home from work early...

Ashton: Me neither, my mom doesn't know, LOL.

Steve: Dude, you down for some car play?

Ashton: I know a sweet spot in the park for some NSA - CarPlay it is!
by NateDiggityDogg March 12, 2014
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Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?
by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009
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play the crib

staying at home or spending time in your house
"What you doing later bro"
"Ain't shit, probably play the crib"
by MoneyMitch116 November 5, 2019
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playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.
Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?
by Plum Phat July 23, 2009
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Playing the crib

You’re staying home . Not going out
Sam ; you pulling up ?
Jaileen ; nah bro sht prolly wack either way . I’m playing the crib
by Yu hurd July 14, 2019
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Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.
"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."
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Play it by Earl's

A phrase, used when drunk or when discussing a time period when you expect to be drunk, meaning essentially the same thing as the high-brow phrase "play it by ear."

Play it by Earl's was coined in honor of Earl's on the Ave, a well-known bar in Seattle where you go when you want drinks that will knock you on your ass.
"What are your plans for Friday?"

"I dunno, I'm just going to have a few drinks and play it by Earl's"
by WeGonDrank August 4, 2009
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