Plague Rat

Anyone who does any of the following things during the COVID-19 Pandemic:

-Refuses to wear a mask

-Refuses to social distance

-Sets up parties or other non-essential gatherings during the pandemic

-Calls out or attacks others for following CDC regulations

-Does not cancel any and all travel plans if they test positive

-Refuses to Quarantine if they test positive

-Refuses to get tested if they show flu-like symptoms

-Attempts to undermine the deaths COVID has caused

-Claims that COVID is part of a grand government conspiracy

-Claims that hospitals are faking COVID deaths

-Harasses hospital workers who attempt to treat them who have tested positive (yes, people were doing this)

-Defends any other Plague Rats

-Uses the subreddits r/NoNewNormal, r/conspiracy, or r/CoronavirusCirclejerk unless for trolling purposes

-Compares COVID restrictions to any totalitarian regimes, past or current

-Refuses to take the COVID vaccine

-Tries to make the claim that vaccines are not safe and not effective

-Refuses to work at home if they can

-Claims that COVID restrictions infringe on their constitutional rights

Sane person 1: Wow, look at that stupid Plague Rat refusing to wear a mask!
Plague Rat: iTs oUr pErSoNaL fReEdOoMs yOu sHeEp!!11!
Sane person 2: Wow, you're an idiot

by josiahgaming33 December 28, 2020

winds of plague

the best metal band since walking the cadver there literaly the best thing since sliced bread which is very good

dude the band winds of plague rule

by andrew smart April 21, 2007

pedophile playground

A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.

Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.

by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009

The Plague

A sickly and unidentifiable disease brought on by chronic marijuana use. Often augmented by nasty ass Whitman "beeshe(s)" and regularly going twenty deep.

"Hey man you wanna hit this "spleef?" Naw dude im on hiatus I have the plague. I just coughed up blood and urinated green today.

by BatmanB June 10, 2007

Black Plague

Sucked into the Rebecca Black craze, singing "Friday" on everyday of the week and going super crazy on Friday.

Guy: It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday!
Guy 2: Dude, it's Wednesday.
Guy: PARTYIN PARTYIN, YEAH!
Guy 2: STFU douchebag.
Girl: Quit hating, he's got the Black Plague.

by jayygatsby April 2, 2011

Playground

A place where pedos hang out

Wtf dad? Why are you feeling Guilllian at the playground?

by xX_SlaveMaster_Xx May 29, 2019

nazi plague

Anything that goes wrong with any electrical appliance

Glen- "dude, what's wrong with your computer?"
Steve- "I dunno man, I think it's got nazi plague"

by Dec likes shiny spoons May 29, 2008