Chicken Parade

A traffic slow down on the hiway that is caused by a cop in front of a bunch of cars, and everyone is too afraid to pass him.

Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a Chicken Parade on the way in to work this morning.

by Morty69 October 26, 2018

Hillbilly Parade

(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.

I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.

by McGrobb September 8, 2011

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

mayday parade

an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse

my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade

by miserableatbest February 14, 2022

suit parade

A sporting event with somewhat of a predominant number of corperate exectutives or buisness professionals in attendance.

These days at the Leaf and Raptor games all you see is one big suit parade. Real fans are not welcome anymore

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017