Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 20, 2015

Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'

Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.

by madhoess May 27, 2020

Pansexual

Sexuality attracted to pans

Person 1:Did you know he’s pansexual?
Person 2:Why, is he attracted to pans?

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Pansexual

ME IM FUCKING GAY

I'm pansexual I like it all I'm the opposite of asexual

by Milo boi April 18, 2019

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans.

Normal person: DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING A PAN!?
Pansexual: because yes

by Inquisitive Walnut February 8, 2020

Pansexual

Attraction to people regardless of gender this can also be called gender blind.

Me:Hey Mom, I’m Pansexual.
Mom:You like pans?

by Doja_CaT May 24, 2020

Pansexual

A person who is sexually attracted to frying pans

"Mhmmm that pan is looking hella naughty, guess I'm pansexual."

by Gazs999 August 22, 2020