Jazz Onions

Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"

"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2

by Mackenzie_1991 August 24, 2008

Spanish onion

When you start crying due to the Latin girl you're 69-ing sharting in your face.

Person 1: Hey, amigo, what's wrong?

Person 2: I had a Spanish onion last night, I cried for hours

by Dfell19 November 19, 2015

Onion eye

irritation of the eye due to onions being chopped nearby.

customer: give meh a burger with lots of onions noob
burger guy: ok that will be $2.99 plox
customer: wtf why is there a seahorse on here.
burger guy: sorry about that cant concentrate we got some serious onion eye back here.

by spoongar December 9, 2009

Ghetto Onion

A large, well-rounded pair of buttocks.
(Looks so good, it makes you wanna cry.)

Damn, look at tha fine ghetto onion on J.Lo! I got tears in my eyes!

by Gourmet Princess April 24, 2003

Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

by Taylor, B November 12, 2005

onion booty

an onion booty is an ass thats sooo fine, guys gust look at it and it makes them cry.

damn asia you got an onion booty!

by asia July 12, 2004

The Weird Onion

Unique sexual fetish in which the male inserts a peeled onion into the vagina of the female whilst forcing the peelings into her nose. The pleasure is often derived from the extreme tingling sensation within the nasal cavity

Bro! Me and this chick from the club did the weird onion last night *high five*

by BlueKittenZz December 2, 2014