clock somebody

hitting someone over the head

Yo, did she just clock somebody with a broom!

by tas123 August 01, 2015

clock-watcher

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.

Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.

by dubledeath March 19, 2009

blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

by DimpleHo November 02, 2008

Clock Block

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.

"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."

by QFswagger January 09, 2012

squirrel clock

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.

No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.

by Kalollypops September 15, 2008

Cold Clocked

getting socked in the face during an altercation

That girl schneider cold clocked that b**** and broke her nose!

by K.Babyy February 07, 2010

Wind the Clock

the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion

I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.

by Cap'n Bock n Calls December 17, 2007