A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.
by Flurb789 November 1, 2020
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Get the Octopus Friend mug.The best DLC in history, yes better than the land DLC for fish that led to our existence. However, you bought the fitness DLC for the game that is life. You let an 8-ball fall, test fucking failed
Octopus expansion, better known as be a fucking octoling or perish is the best. You disliked this, test failed
by iddunno March 22, 2021
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by octonaught December 18, 2012
Get the naughty octopus mug.by boo&brasen March 7, 2011
Get the Fade The Octopus mug.A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
by kionchan123 October 29, 2023
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