The Octopus

When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.
Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.
by Uncle Shonk February 01, 2023
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Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.
by Milovuk September 09, 2023
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Kentucky octopus

A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
by Rememberer May 15, 2023
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Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.
by Kurmithaflog May 14, 2022
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octopus flamethrower

Jye wivells absolute Fire of a spotify playlist! Thus bringing the fire of the flamethrower, but also gets you moist like the ocean that is an octopus. Thus kosteninflatie 8 times in a row Will get you going
Fuck that octopus flamethrower is what this game of badminton needs
by Danique1490 November 06, 2017
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Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.
Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.
by Kahjite October 23, 2024
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Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.
Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.
by Satan Spacemonkey July 06, 2023
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