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octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.
Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.
by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023
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Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.
My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.
by Milovuk September 9, 2023
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Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.
Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)
by {Player 2} April 3, 2010
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sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
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Octopus

A way to eat Cheetos while scoffing down tortillas and and farting uncontrollably through the place where your heart is located. Or it could also be a sea creature with 8 legs and 3 hearts.
Jimmy: Oh your doing an octopus, nice
James: GRHGIUHEDJDOEHDIOHFHEUGFEUG
by 809ugyug March 8, 2023
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More Octopus

The act of improving a video game, game design, or general reality by increasing the density of either octopus or the appearance of octopus
TokoToko. Toko - meaning octopus - is used twice to emphasize that the game would be about not just one but two octopuses. Hence the game uses more octopus.

In a game jam the use of the word "ink" as a required theme would ensure that a certain few teams bold enough to use an octopus in their own games would unite together. Perhaps these teams would even form an octopus coalition of sorts. These teams would unite under friendship, tentacle and generally more octopus.
by theJustinLewis January 14, 2011
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