OWNed

When you watch too much of the Oprah Winfrey Network and you suddenly feel like an empowered middle aged black woman.

Kari: "ohhhh man, I got OWNed last night."

Amber: "who made a fool of you?? I'm gonna kick their---"

Kari: "No I just watched a marathon of Iyanla, Fix My Life."

by Renka912 November 9, 2012

rofl owned

In first person shooters; The act of bragging about killing your opponent only to get owned by another person while you're not paying attention.

Haxors: "Dude, I just totally pwned that Noob!"
*M16 Rocket soars through air*
*Explosion*
*Death*
Normal Gamer:"rofl owned!"
Haxors: "UGH, stupid fag Noob Tubers!"

by CrimsonX October 29, 2008

Dome Owned

The act of owning someone's dome in a video game, FPS. To dome own someone, you must have had at least three consecutive head shots on one player, with no other kills in between. Then you can claim Dome Ownage on that player.

Charlie head shots Eric.

Eric: "thats bullshit, turn off your hacks."

Charlie: "i dont have hacks man, it was a lucky shot."

Eric spawns, Charlie head shots Eric, again.

Eric: "whatta hacker."

Eric spawns, Charlie head shots Eric, again.

Eric: "Wow, really dude. You and your hacks can fuck off."

Charlie: "Bitch, you're just pissed because you're getting Dome Owned."

Eric: "fuck this, I'm backing out."

Eric leaves.

Charlie: "Stupid cunt."

by Mike Litoris. June 24, 2009

owned

A process or action of becoming overcome. Some one has earned the right to your name. Someone has overwhelmed you with their skill in a specific competition or betting arragement.

dude, i OWNED your ass in Halo yesterday. I'm gonna OWN your girl later tonight man.

by Mike Bohm December 28, 2005

Owned

A misspelling of pwned.
Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.

After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned!"

by muhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa January 27, 2009

Owned

the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.

"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."

by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005

Libtards owned epic style

Meme phrase used mostly by Leftists and Centrists against Conservatives and Identitarians, when there Liberal arguments are bad.

Libshit: Fascism and xenophobia is on the rise in Europe and the US because racist stupid hillybillys are easily led by fear and anger. Unlike Liberal intellectuals like myself, who rejects fascists like Donald Drumpf and Putin, on the fact-based grounds that they will genocide all Blacks, Jews, Muslims, LGBTQ+ people and political opposition.

Conservative: No, Trump and Putin are not fascists who want to murder political opposition and non-whites. Trump only wants to give the US a better border security and stop illegal immigration, and Putin only wants to restore pride and order into Russia, not murder murder people.

"The rise of fascism in Europe" argument is also stupid because those "fascist waves" are only Populist and Nationalistic waves that wants to destroy the globalist project of Europe, the EU. As well as restoring the national pride and identity of one's nation and securing the borders of one's nation.

If border security is fascism so be it. But Trump and Putin are clearly not fascists.

Libshit: Heh, wow got me. Libtards owned epic style, am I right!

by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (Caliph) September 14, 2018