office max

Where the dumbass works...

Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today

by Annonymous April 12, 2004

cincinatti office bomb

When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.

"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"

"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 9, 2008

office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008

office espresso

That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.

Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.

by Harris Bergstein January 24, 2007

office slackie

Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.

Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.

“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”

“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

Offaj

An offensive odor.

Wow Charlie, you need some deoderant cause you've got some nasty offaj.

by Arizonasweatstain December 27, 2009

Office Farmer

Male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. Brogues are optional but highly recommended. Must drive a 4x4 to quickly get round the village green. Unlikely to have ever been on a fucking farm but will bleat publicly down their damned phone about how many grand they've had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. Probably a locally active conservative. And cunt.

Look at him over there, fucking office farmer.

by shibboleh July 6, 2010