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John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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Deer Lakes

The worst school you could go too. Trash football team (good job to every other sport though), thots. teachers that don’t know what the fuck they are doing. And of course fucking assholes and bullies that think they are so cool when they are just fucking annoying. And also the thots all vape and shit so you know. WELCOME TO THE TRASHIEST PLACE ON EARTH!
Normal person: “What school does that thot go to that posts videos of her making vape clouds on Snapchat.
Deer Lakes Kid: “We got a lot of those at Deer Lakes. Probably where she came from.”
Normal Person: “Makes sense”
by deerlakeswhitetrashshit November 8, 2019
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Red Deer

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!
by gnostic3 February 24, 2019
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Black-Deer

A black person that jumps out in front of your car while driving.
I was driving through boulder Colorado when all of the sudden a black-deer jumped in front of my car.
by Smactus May 5, 2019
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Deer Stacking

Placing a holiday deer decoration on top of another so that it appears that they are having sex.
"Hey do you guys want to go deer stacking tonight?"
by Westballer January 1, 2012
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Deer in the headlights

when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.
Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!
by gwiz September 18, 2016
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john deered

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!
by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005
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