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norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
by ElongD69 January 25, 2018
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Dano-Norwegian Alphabet

The Dano-Norwegian alphabet is 1 alphabet for 2 languages. The letters are the same as the English alphabet; ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, plus ÆØÅ, Ø sounding like the Kazakh letter Ö and Å sounding like a o sound you find in a New York accent as in “Talk”. R is guttural in Danish and trilled in Norwegian. A is /æ/ and glottal stop in the alphabet song in Danish but in Norwegian it is a back vowel, a A sound to be exact.
The Dano-Norwegian alphabet is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZÆØÅ.
by Qorptocx November 1, 2018
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Norwegian couch hippo

The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.
The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch
by Shipwrecked April 23, 2022
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Norwegian Nickle

When a guy fucks a european chick in the belly button and ejaculates into it
I gave that ho a norwegian nickle
by DacFarren December 5, 2006
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Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
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Norwegian Pen Pals

When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.
Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"

Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"

Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"

Guy 2-" Sick bro!"
by the kennedy April 25, 2010
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Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich
by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011
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