It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt June 23, 2005
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Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids
Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing
by Option 22 April 28, 2020
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The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram February 11, 2016
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It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.
"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"
by Known-Unknown December 21, 2009
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MAN I GOTTA BANG MY NAIL INTO MY BABES CONTACT PATCH SOMETIME SOON OR IM GONNA HAVE BALLS BIGGER AND BLUER THAN THAT PLAYPEN IN MICKY Ds ON THE HIGH STREET THERE BY THE EAST COAST STATESIDE -
by NAIL BANGER May 18, 2018
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It’s like say your in middle school then you move up to high school and you go to a different school to your friends, you then lose contact easily. It can be quite hard to regain the friendship you have since you lost contact.
You moving away most probably means lost contact with people
by I miss people April 2, 2018
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1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 14, 2010
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