Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the braking the lawmug. Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
Get the New York Brake Jobmug. Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.
Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.
Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.
Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.
Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.
P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?
P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.
P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.
by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022
Get the The Budapest Brakesmug. Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
Get the Fuzzy Hand Brakemug. The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.
*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.
by tendonut January 13, 2011
Get the Sonic brakingmug. When your buddy slams on the vehicle brakes when climaxing in the back seat with a partner. Causing the unbeknownst partner to clench their orifice while a significant and uncontrolled thrust is applied. Causing your seed to shoot as if flung from a sling shot. Very similar to the donkey punch but with the added thrusting jolt.
Hey man, we're going to lie down in the back. When I give the signal give me a brake pedal, will ya?
by 1tank99 May 1, 2018
Get the Brake pedalmug. by Jelston January 24, 2021
Get the Brakemug.