Niisty

Most likely daddy who likes to take long walks on the beach kicking sand castles while he farms people claiming he's number one at everything- Ignore for PETA

My boyfriend has been so cocky lately, he must have caught the niisty syndrome.

by ElGrammarNazi February 28, 2019

Nils

Is the guy on a Party who always shit his pants and eat it.. He doesnt like to eat it but he is so under pressure that he must eat a Little Bit of APFELMUS..

Guy 1: What is that dude doing?
Guy 2: Get him some new pants.. his is nilsing his pants !!

by MimiBer May 20, 2019

Nils

Nils is a elder time Scandinavian name given before to mostly priests meaning ”good priest” and mostly given to males

Old usage: i am the priest this town Nils
Modern usage: my name is Nils

by Lolslin4443 April 27, 2019

Nipstraction

The act of distracting someone with your nipples

"Gregg, You are being a nipstraction. Can you put your shirt back on because the Blackjack pool dealer can't focus on the cards"

Gregg- "Alright, alright!"

by Juggville August 22, 2019

Nipstruation

When you’re undertaking strenuous exercise and your nipples are chaffing in a top/singlet (usually of a light colour) and you bleed regularly (but not profusely) due to friction.

It is likened to the female reproductive process due to the unruly nature of the bleeding and the lack of sympathy from men.... HAHA, YOUR NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING LIKE DONKEY TEARS

Simon: Wow, John is about to come under 3 hours for his marathon, what an achievement!
Dimitri: An achievement!? What about the nipstruation that has the emergency services sweating like an Eskimo in Singapore?

by Shoogy January 7, 2020

nikster

a very good girl who's always lauging

nikster has been waiting out of the class because she was having fun

by joejoeeeeee March 7, 2020

Nils Manso

Is a complete useless boy and sometimes an idiot. He's kind of a stalker blue eyes, silly but really quiet when it comes to being with other people. A little crazy too and he thinks that he has a big d- I mean heart because that's the only big thing he has. His brain is kind of small too. Has half blonde hair, in carnival a hippie and a little addict to s...

Hey my friend is Nils manso.

Oh no ! Back off he's crazy

by Iamobefamous May 19, 2020