Nick

A huge piece of shit. Can't get girls. Needs to cut his hair and ditch the vans.

Skulls would be top tier but they have too many nicks

by Daddy Alfredo December 5, 2016

Nick

A guy that seems really sweet when you first talk to him. Will act like the best of friend to you, be there when you need him, and shows how much he cares in order to get you to like him. Once you fall for him he takes advantage of you and uses your love to only benefit him. Then, the mask comes off and you see what an utterly obnoxious, self-centered douchebag he is. Fuck you Nick.

I hate Nick

by I literally hate you so much November 2, 2018

Nick

The type of guy that goes on urban dictionary and looks up his own name, then has the great idea to make this definition.

My name is Nick, and I have no social life

by Sparta369 September 19, 2019

Nick

Nick is one of the biggest softies ever. He'll make you smile just by looking at you. Whenever you talk to him, time flies by. You two can sit next to each other for hours talking, and you'll still be in love with him. He's completely comfortable sitting naked in the dark with you. He's a great poet who will do great things. He's extremely smart and a huge dork. He loves having deep conversations, too. If you have a Nick in your life, never let him go.

Me: Nick, you're amazing.

Nick: Ha, good joke.

Me: I'm not joking.

Nick: 😶😖

by WhenAngelsCry January 1, 2017

Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.

I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.

by letigre269 November 30, 2011

Nick

A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.

That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.

by bbbiiitttccchhh1029384756r June 8, 2014

Nick

Some cunt who eats water with a paper towel. He also has a massive 18 inch flexible penis.

Did you see Nick eating water with a pepper towel? I also saw his 18 inch penis

by Skleep March 5, 2019