Skip to main content

Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.
Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.
by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016
mugGet the Napkin Elbowmug.

Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period
I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.
by Boni Jo August 23, 2025
mugGet the Napkin holdermug.

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"
by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009
mugGet the nature's napkinsmug.

salty napkin

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
by Young snaps July 5, 2017
mugGet the salty napkinmug.

Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.
I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.
by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014
mugGet the Napkinmug.

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit
Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.
by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023
mugGet the napkins in the windmug.

courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
mugGet the courtesy napkinmug.

Share this definition