wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016

Napkin

Another name for acid.

I ate so many napkins at that music festival.

by Dertaderrr August 14, 2017

Sir Napkin

Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.

Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”

Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”

by SadBoyForLife July 15, 2021

bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.

"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."

by goatmilkanscashews November 9, 2017

Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better June 14, 2012

Napkin Deck

A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament

This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would

by arvidian May 12, 2020

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit

Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.

by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023