Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

nethered

When you consume too much alcohol in the Netherlands. Also defined as the next morning after heavy drinking and you have a major hangover - this is derived from the words "weathered and Netherlands".

Damn Savannah I'm so nethered right now after those two pints of Heineken; Daniel and I were so nethered the next day, we felt terrible.

by Poopy Butts July 5, 2016

nonherent

{opposite to inherent}

adjective

an unnatural attribute of something, something that is nonessential, or is an uncharacteristic attribute of something.

monetary wealth is nonherent to the natural order.

by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

northern diver

To take a product or design and copy it shamelessly

They proper northern divered that buoyancy aid.

by Silvereta April 27, 2017

Northern Brew

When you and a mate double tea-bag a girl for extra strength.

'Ay Up Duck, Fancy a Northern Brew?'

by Heathen12 July 11, 2017

netherhall school

a shit hole where teachers leave all the time as the school is poor and cant afford anything and all the male teachers are pervets

student1:did you hear mr n got a 6 former pregnant

student2:and the school still keeps him because they cant afford another teacher its netherhall school tho so what do u expect

by nhl.memes June 11, 2018