by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022
Get the Not today heifermug. This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
Get the uncle jack hasn't come by todaymug. An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
Get the Picnic Todaymug. by TokenIranian March 21, 2016
Get the not today dogmug. Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022
Get the Todays going to be a good daymug. something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023
Get the what did you guys have for lunch today?mug. On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
Get the On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?mug.