No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
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Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.
Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022
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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)
person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"
by 42621051 January 06, 2024
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This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.
Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)
by KAN3AN June 09, 2024
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Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
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not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.
Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.
by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021
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