American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick

by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018

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an American is a person that could also be known as a Karan and a horrible person especially to Europeans they have no culture but racism and being idots they don't like tee alcohol and overall fun they are really dumb and especially bad at geography

if you meet an American in the wild you must run

by cats are gods February 28, 2022

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An American is a extremely obese man.

Hey look! Its an American!

by Fat Obama June 20, 2022

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A person who is very obviously dumb while showing their ethnicity/beliefs as the best in the world.

They usually speak nonsence about vaccines,covid and or generally being an asshole to low-wage workers

Jenny: Vaccines cause autism and i wont vaccinate my kids because its my right! stop speaking to me in whatever language you are speaking to me! you need to be more educated.

John to Becky: Yup,she is an American alright.

by That Greek Dumbass August 29, 2022

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They're like a Simpson show

The father's bald , fat and dumb looking And the last thing he will take care of is his brat son Bart.

guy1: What do you think of American's
guy2: They're like a Simpson's show.

by Bear-3 August 18, 2019

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some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

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