Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.

"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."

by goatmilkanscashews November 9, 2017

Sir Napkin

Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.

Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”

Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”

by SadBoyForLife July 15, 2021

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

Sticky napkin

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015