Mystra

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verb (used without object), My·strat·ed, My·stra·ting.
to engage in Mystra
verb (used with object), My·stra·ted, My·stra·ting.
to practice Mystrabation.

Mystra-ting is the act of getting off by "winning" arguments with chat bots or bombarding support functions with imbecile question.

In order to obtain the highest form of Mystra-bation it the will require the Mystra-ter to be "transported" to a higher level, this with solely be obtained by raining stupid question upon an innocent pray until the Mystra-ter will reach it's climax. Being "transported".

People Mystra-ting can often be found lingering on various SaaS websites, as these have delicious chat-bots and effective support Personnel.

It is a common trait for individuals Mystra-ting, to reference a distinct part about them self while Mystra-bation is going on, examples could be out of context references to their body such - eg: "LOL"(Lively Orange Lover).

"He is such a flipping Mystrater"

"No thank you honey, i will just Mystrate tonight.."

"I had such a good Mystrabation last night, i went through the chat bot on SKAT"

by DFW-2020 June 24, 2021

Mrstealyonut

GOAT frfr

Yo did you see Mrstealyonut yesterday
no who tf is that
:,(

by Mrstealyonut January 18, 2022

Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

by I love my ego April 5, 2022

Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?

“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”

by Knight2403 September 23, 2022

Brown Mystery

When a person sharts himself or herself without knowing the shade, volume, or mass of the said poop. The only way to solve the mystery is to de-mask the villain, which by the way is your underwear. Try that on for size, Scooby Doo and friends.

Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, Like I just planted a double chocolate fudge surprise in my pants."
Scooby: "Ruhroh Shaggy, guess them Scooby Snacks were expired. Hehehehehehe."
Fred: "Well gang, looks like the Brown Mystery strikes again."

by superbtoilet February 16, 2014

danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 2, 2021