musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Musicians

The one job group other than actors/actresses where nobody cares if they're obscenely rich.

Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.

Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.

by pseudonym name April 21, 2013

musical ignorance

a disease in which those really annoying kids who only listen to that noobish electropop stuff played on the radio don't know shit about actual music but think they do

musically ignorant individual (referring to metal): all they do is scream.
person who knows music: stop screwing up your genres. you have musical ignorance.

by ignorantpeopleshalldie September 3, 2009

musical soulmates

people who are magically, musically in love...

Stephy and Callan are musical soulmates

by gurllygirrrrl January 7, 2010

musical mermaid

Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.

A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.

by meet her now May 11, 2007

Musical-gasm

What you experience during the first few moments of the Phantom of the Opera song.

Omg...did you see the phantom of the opera show? I totally musical-gasmed!

by BFFShenanigans May 16, 2011

Musical saw

Using a woodcutting saw to play musical notes. Typically, a violin or cello bow is used to vibrate the saw while bending it to raise the pitch. Bowing the saw produces a very ethereal tone that's somewhat like a very soft flute.

The musical saw sounds like: oooooooouuuuuuuuooouuoouuuuuhhh~

Many people think it's a strange instrument.

by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 September 13, 2013