nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

by King of Porn October 25, 2003

Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

honey mustard

1.A thick drssing used commonly for food such as chicken tenders/nuggets

2.Also used for sexual enjoyment; main use on large breasts, as well as a big ol' onion booty.

ex1.
DAN: Wowwww look at that ass
Kyle: I'd love to slap some honey mustard on that!

ex2.
Girl bends over while exhibiting nice breasts
Boys exclaims "honey mustard!!!"

by charliechap December 15, 2008

MUSTARD

MUSTARD is an abbreviation meaning Moo U Shit Turd, Also Rat Dust. It is a secretive way to call someone a cow, a shit turd, and a dusty rat.

Omg she is a MUSTARD

by Banana_Human August 12, 2020

Mustard Crumpet

Refers to when a man has finished fucking a chick and pulls out his dick, then proceeds to take a dump on her pussy before taking a step back and pissing on it. In doing so resembling a very mustardy crumpet.

The other night Chris accidentally walked in on his sister Steph getting a mustard crumpet from her boyfriend.

by ECMF May 28, 2010

mustard on yo onions

Quick or fast pace describing an action.

Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!

by Jeff Hanson May 25, 2005

Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010