Murphiculously

In a fashion, as best described by Murphy's Law, where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Being in a state, where everything that can go wrong, is in fact, going wrong.

The Seattle Seahawks are playing Murphiculously today, against the Carolina Panthers.

(Date: 1-17-2016)

"Hey Bro, how did the date go last night.?"

"It went Murphiculously well...."
"That bad, huh.?"

by 626Godfather April 28, 2016

b-murph

when a guy sticks his penis and balls in any hole on a female

she let me pull a b-murph

by John Jhones July 24, 2008

Murphys

Murphys Irish Stout. Chewey and rich. Damn good beer!!!

I picked up a couple Murpheys pints for tonite.

by Pahylah September 6, 2005

Dan Murphy

The boss has god like qualities ruggedly handsome amazing at everything he does amazing in bed

God Zeus Wayne Gretsy Dan Murphy

by Dan the man aka the boss August 10, 2009

murphy

A camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the vagina and the vagina begins to slowly consume the underwear.

Fuck, I'm having a murphy right now.

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

Murphetti

(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.

"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."

by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

The Charlie Murphy

When you're doing your partner doggy style and right before you go, you take the palm of your hand and push your partners head into a flat surface.

I did the Charlie Murphy to my gal last night.

by dshow32 December 28, 2009