Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

tactical munt

The act of throwing up after drinking too much alcohol.

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.

by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021

Turbo Munt

the act of vomiting so violently it sounds similar to a cars turbo

guy 1- hey man what happened last night
guy 2- you chugged a bottle of vodka and proceeded to turbo munt across the floor

by true wozzie January 3, 2022

out the munt

for something to be incredibly stacked, in over-abundance, or to the max.

yo my collection of dildos is out the munt.

by marty M. February 2, 2019

montucky

a fictitional place where all hillbillies and hicks and white trash come from. Derived from Montana + Kentucky.

That man has a mullet, which implies that he is from Montucky.

by Infinyte October 21, 2004

mantucket

a female who displays male behaviors but is NOT a lesbian.

Michelle man-striding with hands in pockets; Michelle burping; Michelle saying,"ey foo .. "; Michelle wearing sweats; Michelle being the man in the relationship; so basically, Michelle being mantucket.

by brianmo May 19, 2006

Munt punter

A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.

I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!

by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009