muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

dirty mustache

When a man with a mustache jerks off too violently and cums all over his lip fur.

Joe came to work today with a dirty mustache, he must have forgotten to clean up when he was done.

by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

by JonRambo March 3, 2009

montana mustache

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

by The Mustache King April 15, 2005

Devils Mustache

Performing cunnilingus on a woman during her menstrual cycle without her wearing a tampon.

Earning your red wings is child's play, come talk to me when you get your Devils Mustache.

by LaneBigWood April 13, 2010

Growing A Mustache

Same as above, but it is supposed to be spelle Moustache

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

fowler's mustache

Progressive rock band named after the local legend "Ron Burgandy" like chief meteorologist Rob Fowler from Charleston, SC.

Last night we took a ride on Fowler's Mustache, it was the "tits".

Last night we saw fowlers mustache it was real ticklish.

by Yagsifoot June 20, 2010