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slow motion balls 

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

Blue Motion 

1. A masterborial technique in which the user squeezes his genitals to the point of them turning blue, and the foreskin ripping off.

2. A sexual technique in which the user goes into a new, (or old) portal potty and uses the blue liquid inside it as a lubricant for sex, or masterbation.
1. Jeffry did the blue motion so much he was forced to have it amputated from loss of blood.
2. Johnny dipped his hand into a nice broken in portal potty and lubed his penis up, and had sexual intercourse with jillian.
Blue Motion by jdude0822 June 1, 2011

Perpetual Motion 

An incredibly tiring drill for the sport of water polo, in which at no time does a player stop moving in the water (hence the name: perpetual motion). Perpetual Motion, though tiring, can be quite fun if there are a large amount of players. However, without enough people, the players tend to be too exhausted to enjoy themselves, even if getting an extreme workout. At first, Perpetual Motion, also called "Perpet." (per-petch), is a confusing drill to learn, with players swimming all around to different parts of the pool and polo balls being thrown at both nets. Once the drill is learned, it is easy enough to follow though.

Person: Hey! Want to hang out?
Water Polo Player: I'm too tired, I'm gonna go sleep. We did perpetual motion for half of polo practice today.
Perpetual Motion by elessi11 August 6, 2008

Slow Motion 

Not simply a dilation of time, but an actual state of being only achievable through excessive consumption of alcohol and marijuana. In this state, one is not simply experiencing slow motion: they have become the slow motion.
Doug: "Dude, I was so slow motion last night."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."
Slow Motion by LogJammer August 30, 2014

slow motion 

The event in which everything is slowed down. Everything looks better in slow motion...for example, when you're doing your laundry or walking through a club.
Of course, not everything looks good in slow motion...for instance, here's a tape of me taking a shit...

(flies off toilet)
slow motion by Ihdfu sdutgf August 15, 2006

ocean motion

When your having sex and your making your bodies motion like the ocean (basically humping)
Her: your humping me like the ocean motion
ocean motion by Nibba boi August 23, 2017