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Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
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bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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That bitch is mofotic because she is a meanie.
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mortii

a romanian word for dead people,an insult or a compliment depending on the person you are reffering to,famous romanian web site
mortii matii(your mothers dead).Geo,Mircea,Breton,Zeama si savin sunt vai mortii.(Geo,Mircea,Breton,Zeama and Savin are loosers
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Moronicon

Worse than just being a moron, it's more like being a moron & a convict, thus being a moronicon. Perhaps it's a moron convicted of committing a really stupid crime, like robbing a bank while naked.
That guy sure is a Moronicon, I heard that he robbed a bank while naked & drove away on a bicycle where he was shortly after apprehended by the police.
by ConanObrienwriter February 26, 2010
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Mootine

Look at Mootine flashing to those 14 year old girls up the courts.
by IgglePigglePoo February 28, 2010
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multi-moronical

Best describes an idiot/fool/dumbass who is mentally challenged on various levels, as opposed to a singular idiot who would invariably be referred to as uni-moronical
George W Bush is multi-moronical. period.
by DaveTheRaveMurphy January 2, 2010
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