MAD_MORON

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by Yazluhz06 June 14, 2021

The Book of Mormon (Musical)

The Book of Mormon is a musical where two Mormon missionaries get sent to Uganda, Africa to teach the Africans about Mormonism but then Kevin Price (one of the missionaries) meets this sexy other missionary with orange hair and he knows that being gay is against his beliefs but like he’s hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the other missionary (*idk his first name*

Cunningham ) meets this African woman that he falls in love with and baptizes her. Elder Cunningham tries to teach the Africans about Mormonism by lying and using Star Wars references, but when Kevin found out about how Cunningham was lying about the only true part of the Bible he left him; then things backfired on Kevin that night he got sent to spooky Mormon hell in his dream, because of the hell dream Kevin decided to go back to Elder Cunningham and they teamed up. Unluckily a war started between the general and the tribe in Uganda. Kevin and Elder Cunningham are able to convince the general to not start a war with the power of Mormonism. The priests who sent the missionaries there heard about how they baptized everyone in Uganda and went to go see how they did it. They put on a play about the story of Joseph Smith “The American Moses” and it was inaccurate and very offensive to the priests so they where going to send the missionaries back but then the missionaries where like “no❤️“ and then stayed in Uganda! The end.

The Book of Mormon (Musical) Was a amazing musical

by Elder Cunningham April 18, 2021

Moron

Someone who spells the word 'their' as 'there,' particularly when defining the word 'moron.'

Moron . . . This refers to 90% of the population and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

by Pepys April 10, 2008

Mormonville

A city or state in which a number of Mormons reside. That of which is predominately occupied by those of the Mormon (LDS) faith.

"We need to meet up!"

"Well if you hadn't moved to Mormonville, it'd be alot easier."

by rioak October 21, 2010

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

mormon

97% of the people in Utah.

.003% of the people anywhere else.

These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.

"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"

by Bex October 11, 2003

Mormon

The annoying cousin in Christianity

Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"

by SimmerDown99 October 19, 2017