Big Montana

Big Montana is a derogatory term in regards to when a girl who is a whore has so much vaginal penetration and wear n' tear, that she has vaginal folds that make her box look like an Arby's Big Montana sandwich.

The abbreviation "BM" means the same thing, but is normally used in order to get some strange at the bar or get a drunk chick to show you her vagina.

Example 1: "Fellas, that whore I hooked up with last night looked like she could have been a model for Arby's. All she had to do is spread her legs and show you her Big Montana and boom, she would have been the pinup for a #4 on the Arby's menu board."

Example 2: "Show me your fucking "BM" you cum drenched whore!"

by Z GIB January 26, 2010

Montana

A state where the girls are born tough and they are pretty but they know whats in and whats out they don't need heels.(We may have them but can live without). No Paris Hiltons just real, beautiful girls.

The guys are hottt and strong will love u forever and never cheat.

The sky roles forever
And...
Where the plains meet the rockies.

if u leave me i'll be fine i can take care of myself babe cause i'm a Montanan!

by i_feel_trapt December 29, 2008

montana

a beutiful girl, she is a natural at thing such as modeling. she has a wonderful personality and everyone loves her. She is powerful and outgoing, no one wants to mess with a Montana. She is good at acting and singing as well. She is very good at everything she does. Montanas are the greatest people alive!!

And if a boys name is Montana then they are just weird!!

wow that girl is gorgeus, her name must be Montana

by prettylady110 April 14, 2011

Montana

A really attractive girl, with big boobs and nice butt. Amazing sense of humor, and seducing looks that attract all sorts of men. Everywhere she goes she turns heads. And has brains.

"Did you see that really hot girl?"
"Yeah! She's so a Montana"

by italianbella878 July 24, 2009

hanny montanny

The act of giving a hand job while dressed as Hannah Montana.

Shmoe, "Did you loose your virginity last night?"
John, "No, but I got a hanny montanny!"
Shmoe, "Lucky..."

by Shartel April 28, 2009

Hannah Montana

As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.

Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.

by K_rachel_O November 25, 2007

Hannah Montana

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.

1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.

by baseballbats2021 March 10, 2009