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Zoo Monkey

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.
Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.
by ZooMon June 25, 2014
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psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.
by kalpalpadt July 18, 2018
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Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.
That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.
by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018
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piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure
i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made
by littlejimmie April 8, 2019
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double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009
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Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank
Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010
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monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.
When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.
by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017
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