verb: (to monkey oneself)
To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
by thababcock March 12, 2009

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

by huh. September 18, 2008

by mojukuro May 5, 2005


1)used when really happy r in a extremly good mood, or when something almost feels unreal.
2)When someone does something you enjoy and find funny or odd.
2)When someone does something you enjoy and find funny or odd.
by Nicole October 31, 2004
