Monroe, CT

A town full of small minded and materialistic people who care more about football than they do a box of abandoned kittens on the side of the road. Burn this town, except for the few awesome mother fuckers who hate football and love kittens.

WOLFGANG KILL THEM ALL IN MONROE, CT

by SQUIDSQUIDOCTOOCTO April 7, 2011

Sputnik Monroe

1) Another name for beastiality porn.
2) A nickname for a person who like beastiality porn.
3) An awesome band.

1) I can't believe your into Sputnik Monroe!
2) Hey look Sputnik Monroe is finally here!
3) Did you see Sputnik Monroe perform last night? They were awesome!

by McCue July 28, 2008

Marilyn Monroe

Real name Norma Bates a One Hit Wonder singer who was born a six toed freak and would go to bed with any man willing to fuck a dyed hair vacuum with nipples,theories elieve to have died from sleeping with John F. Kennedy and gave him VD,so the Psycho knifed her in a bath .

Marilyn Monroe one and only record "Happy venereal infections for U"

by mohair May 13, 2007

Monarch Mews

Where the hardest fucking people are born in Ajax, Ontario. About 90,000 people in the town but monarch is where the hard as fuck people come from. (Blancos)

"Those Monarch mews people are hard as fuck"

by Benny Blancos May 3, 2007

moarorestTEH

The most possible. The equivalent to one less than infinity.

"I love you john" "Well i love you moarorestteh marisa :3"

by nyhil September 6, 2007

monarch beach

Technically part of Dana Point but not really as it resembles more laguna beach as Dana Point can be sorta ghetto in areas like Viole(n)t lantern and capo beach near costco. Very upscale with 5 star hotels like St Regis and Ritz carlton there and a golf course. Everyone is white and drives BMWs Mercedes and Bentleys. Justin Bieber and George bush have stayed there and other famous peeps including the AIG scandal. Also got Salt Creek and Strands where there are killer waves and gorgeous ocean views. People here are white, affluent and are either super republican snobs or beach surfer bros. Also there is a park with absolutely nothing in it and is lit 24/7 wasting resources. Also a library where weird old people, hobos and pedophiles hang out. Yeah also magic johnson lives at the strands, occasionally see him at chipotle. Also people tend to think when they go to monarch beach that they are in newport or some shit but monarch beach > newport imo. less infinity pools, youre actually on the ocean as opposed to on some cliff and you can chill in the hotels and get schwack. Its a shame we cant put this as our city on facebook and instead are grouped with Dana Point or Laguna Beach. Also home to the infamous/famous jlm who drives a maserati and regularly freuents the tanning salon in monarch bay plaza and the starbucks and is self proclaimed miss monarch beach. Oh and gelsons has dank food and RIP gelato paradiso.

Person A- "You live in Dana Point? Isnt that where Dana Pills High school is where people do black tar and weird shit? Also dont you guys have a harbor or something?"

Pimpdaddy B- Nah thats Dana Point, im from monarch beach. we got Salt creek strands and starbucks for dayz

by RandomBallaFromMB February 23, 2014

Montrollian BBQ

To troll other patrons at a Mongolian BBQ restaurant by adding as many spicy ingredients as possible in order to taint the grill for subsequent customers.

Victim: (after taking a bite of his unexpectedly spicy bbq) "AH! I got Montrollian BBQ'd!"

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Troll #1: (while observing his friend loading up on spices and hot sauces) "What the duke are you doing?"
Troll #2: I'm totally gonna Montrollian BBQ that old lady behind us.
Troll #1: Nice.

by ieatmop October 21, 2011