Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017

moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 31, 2017

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022

Moist Frederick

The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)

Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick

by Chewbaca7 May 30, 2022

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021

Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.

"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."

by ETeezy January 18, 2010

moist bill

When you make love to the butt cheeks without actual penetration.

We didn't have a condom so we did the next best thing..the moist bill

by william ferguson July 31, 2007