Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.
by i_love_rollerskating October 09, 2022
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Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk
Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...
by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019
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Crack Moist

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.
by Chips Mckenzie May 02, 2011
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moist clunge

The stickiest slimiest poon to be ever recognised, a word used to repulse females in a instant and broaden the smile of males. Mentioning these combination of words together in front of ones family while cause instant dishonour.
That's some moist clunge, you ready to go in deep?"
by Maximum spunk December 30, 2016
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Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts
Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys
by shmandrew January 24, 2012
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moist bill

When you make love to the butt cheeks without actual penetration.
We didn't have a condom so we did the next best thing..the moist bill
by william ferguson June 29, 2007
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