Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021

Moist Frederick

The act of shatting in one’s mouth(possibly both shatting in each others mouth at the same time)

Me and Cornelius just did a moist Frederick

by Chewbaca7 May 30, 2022

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022

Moisesing it

Ruining a joke or being generally unfunny.

"luka's dad left"

"haha yeah and hes gay too"

"...bro you're moisesing it"

by god_verified May 5, 2023

Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011

Hobo Miskwif

definition 1. a mansion for homeless people.

that house looks like a hobo Miskwif

by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019

skeply misket

If one would make a mistake so theoretically simple but at the same time so extraordinarily difficult, thus creating a paradox forcing people to wonder how such a thing could happen to them.

I mad a skeply misket

by TheSkeplyMisketer September 17, 2019