As John pulled up to his friend's house before heading out for a night on the town, he yelled out the window "Hop in the minge mobile and let's go to the bar!"
by wclax23 March 21, 2011
An expensive sleek or sporty car, usually adorned in colours yellow, black, red, or deep blue with a spoiler on the back; driven by chauchy asian males at dangerous speeds. Usually paid for by their rich doctor parents.
by Heather OfTheGardens June 08, 2006
Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.
Dad had a mobile moment when he forgot how to tie his bowtie last week, but luckily YouTube came through for him.
by diGi_Digi_GuRu July 15, 2014
the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.
virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)
virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)
Dealer> sup man what you want?
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>
by the_apache October 14, 2006
by batman March 19, 2005
The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006