Definitions by the_apache

virgin mobile 

the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.

virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)

Dealer> sup man what you want?
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>

virgin mobile by the_apache October 14, 2006