Melvin

To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.

"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?

by I P4P4MURF I October 26, 2010

Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 7, 2005

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

Melvin Matolo

A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.

Ez: Yo Rambo, you good?
Rambo: Nah, I got the Melvin Matolo

Ez: Damnnnn bro! Fuck away from me!

by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019

Melvin'd

To start an evening with the intention of only having 1 or 2 drinks only to be pushed

in to a lot more till standing becomes a struggle and inevitably passing out.

I got melvin'd last night.
She F**king Melvin’d me last night.

by OldGhostDog June 21, 2019

mxleviachan

The most perfect person to ever walk the watch I love mxleviachan so much they’re the epitome of wonderful, one would be blessed to bask in their presence mxleviachan is tbh my favorite person ever lol (I have a crush on them 🤤)

Whore:I hate mxleviachan

Me: shut the fuck up you stupid bitch mxleviachan is better than you and if you ever think you’re anything more than a lowlife loser that will never reach the level of wonderful that mxleviachan you’re wrong.

by hexgrl March 18, 2021