Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021

Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.

He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts

by R.B.F. March 12, 2021

Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it

You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!

by SofBoi December 26, 2017

Mississippi Squirel

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.

When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.

by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013

mississippi mudhole

Its better than a butthole

sure is

-Mississippi mudhole

by PaulsEgo March 15, 2018

mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016