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Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.
Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.
by mistydawn December 2, 2010
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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
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Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.
Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.
Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,
by Permets-tu January 2, 2015
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mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.
Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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milferrigno

A combination of a milf with the intense anger fluctuations of Lou Ferrigno that you might expect from a post-menopause milf that you are currently banging. Basically she goes Hulk on your ass.
Steve: "How did last night go with that milf that you are currently enjoying"?

Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
by prodigyofmind July 24, 2010
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Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.
Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.
by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011
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