milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

Milwaukee tickler

Putting a female on the bed reversed hanging with her head down the end.
Then continue to penetrate her face (deepthroat).

I Milwaukee ticklered my wife last night.

by christophedm November 19, 2018

Milwaukee antelope

When a partner motorboats your nutsack. Preferably using there nose on your taint or perineum. The penis can be draped over the performers nose and forehead to provide more access to the gonads. It is a sign of affection in many cultures.

Meg gave me the best Milwaukee antelope last night. It was like a pig hunting for a truffle in my taint.

by Mr_Excitement November 21, 2020

Milwaukee Mudslide

A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.

Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.

by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020

Milwaukee scrapbook

When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture

"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"

by Thelonedart March 4, 2021

Milwaukee Bucks

Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.

The Milwaukee Bucks played a lot of injury filled teams to get to the NBA Finals.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

Milwaukee waterslide

The act of dipping your hand in a bowl of ice water for at least 30 seconds while your partner pisses their pants. You then give them a handjob.

Brian and I tried to do a Milwaukee waterslide last night but it turns out he has kidney stones.

by anonymous November 25, 2021