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Milo

An extremely loud human being, who likes to flex their skinny abs and talk about how big their chode is. Starts every sentence with "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Always manspreads and wears the same cheap green Air Forces. Posts himself cutting down trees on Instagram.
Shut the fuck up. You're being such a Milo right now.
by ~Your pseudonym~ November 16, 2021
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Milo

A kid with the same name as a character from The Tweenies. Was born in Spain but knows absolutely no Spanish. His only insult is calling people dyslexic even though he can't spell properly himself. Also has terrible hearing.
Mate, you can't spell for your life is your name Milo or something.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 2, 2019
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Shiloh milo

Really Nice and humble guy but doesn’t look it. Very creative who likes to play games, listen to music and travel a lot who Is over 5’11.
He is also respected by almost everyone and he always likes to watch people how to cook. He’s working towards becoming a chef and an amateur boxer 🥊🥊🥊 . Also very good looking but doesn’t know or notice it and doesn’t always have much confidence everyday.
by Shiloh by name 🥷💯🥊 November 23, 2021
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Milo

Sexy af. Cool af. Turns straight guys gay, gay girls straight. Always willing to be the best but is also modest. He has a MASSIVE SHLONG and everyone has wants to f*ck him. Hes a reall love machine 😏.
Hey look- theres Milo with his massive cock out and sexy hoes. I wannna fuck him so hard 😩
by Tightpussyboi December 18, 2021
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Milo

"What a fucking Milo, he ate an entire doorknob!"
by Milo sucks February 22, 2020
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Miloe

Miloe is a very kind boy. He is always there for you and is the best friend anyone could ask for. A lot of people wish they could have Miloe as a boyfriend. He is very handsome and sweet, he always knows how to cheer you up. Miloe is very smart and always knows what to say.
Miloe is a great person!
by nking April 16, 2020
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Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup
I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning
by saussypnus September 9, 2023
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