Miles Eggworth

The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)

Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?

Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Sgt Miles

A character from the video game Slendytubbies 3. He also shows up in Slendytubbies Apocalypse DLC and Slendytubbies What Comes After. He's sometimes a dick but he can also be very nice. He's usually only nice to Anne, though.

Sgt Miles is a dick. He slapped me just because I was hallucinating.

by Bæn October 20, 2020

miles heizer

a talented netflix actor with a voice so pretty he could make the dictionary sound interesting.

"i recognise that actor, he's miles heizer!"

by cynicalwish September 1, 2021

Thotical Mile

How far the average man can nut. Used for measuring the surface area of the thot.

Tim: Yo! How big was theshorty?
Tyrone: About 5 thotical miles.
Tim: Damn!!

by Matthew Glasgow September 22, 2018

Mexican Mile

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.

Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.

by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014

miles heizer

Miles Heizer is another word for Perfect or Perfection

''Wow look at this sunset! It's so Miles Heizer.''

by noavailtoday May 3, 2017

Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.

Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019